Darren Wershler-Henry the dangerous prevalence of imagination: a tapeworm So, reader, you're holding in your hands, as often happens, a book the author did not write, although a world participated in it. And what does that matter? Signs, symbols, impulses, falls, departures, relations, discords, everything is there to bounce up, to seek, for further on, for something else. Between them, without settling down, the author grew his life. Perhaps you could try, too? Henri Michaux for Liz in the laminar flow andor litter a keyboard with millet seed where exotic songbirds will tap out prose andor poems formed by a core sample drilled through an encyclopedia stack andor cluster the letters pressed on a platen as stalactites grow on the home key row from a drip overhead in a limestone cave andor reconstruct the ruins of a bombed-out capital i andor reproduce the canonic works of western art as a series of road sign glyphs andor commission a painting of marcel duchamps large ass andor build a concrete poem of the absence that formatting codes for computers leave as they jerk the print head over the paper while tape decks record the squeal and lurch as occasional music for cello or voice andor construct a poem acknowledging that words are four dimensional objects in time andor write an essay on the collected works of jane austen as a tour de force lipogram that never once makes use of any characters in the sinhalese alphabet andor escape from a paragraph by eloping along slightly bottomless discourses andor point out that the super mario world video game is actually a complex digital allegory for the writings of terence mckenna andor pen a treatise for andre breton and philippe soupault on the magnetic fields that vowels emit to shape the consonants cling to the page like clusters of tiny iron filings emphasizing the letter ys sometime electromagnetic charge andor proceed according to a philosophy of whatever andor insert chapbooks into the newspapers in vending boxes on the street andor do it even more than usual andor learn everything you can about the life of cervantes and then rewrite don quixote from the point of view of the windmills andor print a set of instructions for drycleaning pressing and patching the sacred shroud of turin andor build an object titled doctor williams in his dotage that consists of a small red wheelbarrow filled to the brim with depends brand adult disposable undergarments andor develop an ability not to push words in usual channels andor write a poem about the late john cage composed in 64 six line stanzas based on the chinese book of changes andor move them in and out of space andor design a camera that records its own presence andor a construe a word by word synonymic replacement for everything in finnegans wake and its sequel for casey from mister dressup andor look as little like a particular point of view as possible andor a compose a love poem called charged particles where each line is a single word ending in the suffix ion andor stick a stamp on your head then pull a mailbag over your head before you begin to recite andor work on a poem attempting to emulate gansers syndrome where a person responds to emotionally difficult questions with approximate or evasive answers andor address the united nations with your intentions andor write an encyclopedic novel about a whale but maintain throughout that it is a fish rather than a mammal andor remove specifics and convert to ambiguities andor knowing that paisleys were at first fertility symbols from india that a small weaving town somewhere in scotland stole and began to use as their own suppose as an alternate history premise where indian castes instead developed a system of tartans and composed ragas for duos consisting of bagpipe and sitar andor type the words dylan thomas on a piece of paper but leave it on the platen and then submerge the entire typewriter in white liquid and call the resulting object underwood milk andor dial a number at random and talk your way into reading poems to whoever answers andor enrol names picked randomly out of the phone book into the book of the month club andor author a sound poem consisting solely of noises made by spin dryer full of glass eyeballs andor write each letter of a shakespearean sonnet on one of those little plastic paratrooper army men then throw them one by one from a balcony onto the audience below andor write a scatological parody of the milorad pavic novel a landscape painted with tea titled a landscape tainted with pee andor document whats going on in a room not necessarily but possibly the one youre in andor write a novel about what paul eluard did the year that he disappeared andor publish a guidebook for nonexistent monuments found well not found but you know what i mean somewhere in greater downtown toronto andor illustrate that this must be the case andor sandblast the scrawled missives of schizophrenics onto sheets of coloured glass in church windows andor spell it according to a phonetics of your own devising andor start a pataphysical software company andor write with your bones dry and distant andor imagine a poem called ideas for poets consisting of short metaphoric descriptions of the personalities of real or imagined poets where christopher smart might be a thin one smelling of vegetable crates and catfood forever patrolling the sidewalks edge andor avoid the habits of another artist andor fill a suitcase or steamer trunk full of it and let your friends edit it while you sleep off the drug of your choice andor make a western about the group of seven starring yul brynner as emily carr andor write along the edges of your manuscripts collated pages the way you used to write on the edges of the pages of your math book and then shuffle the pages before you bind them andor write haiku noting that stonehenge is actually a circle of big pi symbols made out of rock andor make it unlimited massproduced obtainable by all and eventually producible by all andor remove random keys from your typewriter before you begin to write then forget which ones youve removed andor write with your head between your hands andor posit a time travelling character in a novel who first appears at its end and proceeds backwards to its beginning as a series of non sequiturs andor smoke your manuscript page by page when you run out of rolling papers andor visualize whirled peas andor sell the designs that appear after trickling a thin stream of sand onto a computer graphics tablet andor write a sonnet about what a grecian earns andor look closely at the most embarrassing details and amplify them andor write a brief history of television including platos myth of the television the television at lascaux the york and townley mystery televisions shakespeares globe television and the first steam driven television andor write with the tips of your eyes and holding back in advance andor tell the story of the night that vladimir ilyich lenin finally went across the street to the cabaret voltaire to see what was causing all the goddamn noise andor write a treatise on the physics of luggage calculating the difference between volumes of air displaced by a clean shirt ironed and folded and by the same shirt when dirty andor letterbomb the city of paris ontario with it andor punch holes through every copy of the bound book andor replace sigourney weaver with jacques derrida and make a film about him chasing hegelians through the air ducts of a space ship with a flamethrower andor soak your hair in japanese calligraphic ink and drag your head down a long paper scroll andor treat grant applications as a creative act andor write extended marginal comments or possibly subtexts on a movie with a pinhead and magnifying glass in the black space that surrounds each frame andor dont and see if i give a fuck andor consider the implications of letters being the fossilized remains of small animals and hypothesize what several million years of evolution might produce as the descendants of such animals andor write without your fingers blushing andor use rain damage as title for a neurology textbook that has been repeatedly left outside during thunderstorms andor detourne the berenstain bears childrens books by replacing all text with material from charles bernsteins a poetics andor write with inane but appropriate naivete andor theorize the written page as a prepared cross section of something biological andor wonder why there are no christian jubes buddhist jubes or muslim jubes andor break the rest of these up andor explore the possible applications of artificial stupidity andor stage the skinhead hamlet with real skinheads andor work on the beginning for a while andor smear your hand and your friends hand with spaghetti sauce paint semen or cyprine and shake hands through a piece of paper andor pile everything thats not nailed down onto the platen of your scanner andor write under the pomegranates andor contradict yourself for you are vast and contain multitudes andor use finishing nails to form the overall outline on a wall and then hang your words from them andor play a game of battleship by plotting moves according to letters read in order of their appearance in poems by siegfried sassoon and f t marinetti andor make it bigger andor speculate on the whereabouts of the lost portrait of alfred jarry painted by aubrey beardsley andor write a poem about sir isaac newton in your normal handwriting on an apple newton and let it translate for you andor react against the laziness of railway tracks between the passage of two trains andor document your participation in an illegal activity then render the document nearly but only nearly illegible through the application of artistic means before you show it andor write so as to make a hollow andor cover a refrigerator with poems written in fridge magnets copied from the food section of steins tender buttons and fill the contents of the fridge with the corresponding comestibles andor humanize the parts that are free of error andor write poems that consist of nothing but punctuation marks andor keep changing andor write on yellowing velvet andor vomit alphaghetti onto the page as a homage to bob rauschenberg and jubal brown andor title a story the fall of the house of escher andor think of the souvenirs without nostalgia andor annoy the people at the art bar andor take a newspaper take a pair of scissors choose an article as long as you are planning to make your poem cut out the article then cut out each of the words that make up this article and put them in a bag shake it gently then take out the scraps one after the other in the order in which they left the bag copy conscientiously then the poem will be like you and here you are a writer infinitely original and endowed with a sensibility that is charming though beyond the understanding of the vulgar andor do all of these things andor kidnap someone and make them happy andor construct grammatically correct sentences and phrases to fall between the last word at the end of each line of type and the first word of the following line of type in a given text andor continue to consider yourself very likeable andor work flat for a while andor do concrete poems in needlepoint andor paint it on the soles of your shoes then walk around while theyre still wet andor write a piece titled nodes consisting of short homages to the letter n andor make people believe make believe people andor write even duller if you can andor compile a detailed concordance of all words beginning with the letters dr in bpnichols long poem then title it for a secular martyrology andor list all inappropriate literary gift sets such as the complete works of sylvia plath with a set of oven mitts andor have nothing to lose andor commission a carpenter to fashion a chair designed for humans with the knees on the backs of their legs rather than the front andor write as though you must behave yourself because a monkey is watching you andor select a bookcase full of books measure the limits of the bookcase count the books take the first book and count the number of periods on the first full page of type multiply that number by all the pages in the book record the title and the approximate number of periods in each book then total all periods in the entire bookcase andor translate it into a language of your own devising andor write it under the rims of coffee cups andor realize the huge distance between words andor postulate a psychoanalysis based on orestes rather than oedipus andor write down the best lines that you hear at every reading you attend for a year then string them all together andor write with tears in your fingers andor plant crocus bulbs in the shape of dirty words on the grassy slopes of parliament hill andor chop the text up into strips and enclose them in genitally shaped fortune cookies as though fortune cookies werent genitally shaped already but thats another issue andor provide evidence you know how people around you are speaking andor ramble on beautifully andor make several overprints of maple leaves in different seasons and the streets of downtown toronto at different points in history titled toronto mapleafs andor attach too much importance andor ask your mom or better yet victors mom andor write the book that you always wanted to read andor realize that if you actually met many of the writers you idolize that youd consider them either pompous assholes or reprehensible scumbags andor apply yourself to renunciation andor stage a reading on top of the world trade center with the audience circling in helicopters andor bring in etruscan things and occasionally a marble bust andor burglarize houses but instead of stealing leave poetic terrorist objects andor write your book in ink which contains powdered radioactive compounds and perform your readings of it by holding each page up to a geiger counter andor put the things you took out back in andor rewrite atwoods survival defining canadian identity with reference to positions from the kama sutra instead of victim positions andor draw it out of a hat andor stick a magic marker up your asshole and scuttle around on all fours to write texts resembling the later visual poems of bob grenier andor correct information in the direction of poetry andor publish the ed norton anthology of english literature andor be an hour late andor stamp it on to a metal sheet in braille then electrify the metal sheet andor tell shit from shinola andor write a poem for jacob wren about death consisting of phrases where the word death has been omitted beginning with the line be not proud in venice in june andor translate it into klingon andor demonstrate the artists dispensability and inclusiveness andor extract from the inside of a scale model of a chicken a blown eggshell full of confetti cut from the pages of the captain poetry poems then crack the egg on your head andor build geodesic origami polyhedrons covered in texts and images from the writings of buckminster fuller andor flex your head andor mount graffiti covered panels detached from public washroom stalls in an art gallery andor grandly forget the present andor buy an abandoned mine shaft and fill it with bad poetry andor weave alphabet beads on a large loom into a story about hesse andor write like a nightingale with a toothache andor at least occasionally push for as much sound as possible and still allow for and maintain sense andor pick someone at random and convince them that they are the heir to an enormous useless and amazing fortune say five thousand square miles of antarctica or an aging circus elephant or an orphanage in bombay or a collection of alchemical manuscripts in order to make them realize at some later point that for a few moments they believed in something extraordinary and will perhaps be driven as a result to seek out some more intense moment of existence andor make it smaller andor redesign ian hamilton finlays little sparta for use as a miniature pitch and putt golf course then print up mock tourist pamphlets and arrive at his front door with a full set of clubs insisting that you be allowed to play the back nine andor make room for the unexpected andor type a triple decker novel without the use of a ribbon andor put it all in a locker at the bus depot and just walk away andor make a bet with another writer that you can make more money by founding a religion then proceed to do so andor establish a genealogical tree of short imagist poems and breed various examples together noting and cataloguing the emergence of new strains andor use about fifteen different types of erasers andor establish internal rhythms andor write the regulations for equitable blood sports such as an encounter in an aquarium between a killer whale and a snorkel diver armed only with a staple gun or one in a gymnasium between a white rhino and a person driving a rider mower with the blade removed andor write each word of a long poem on a separate bumpersticker and apply one to each car in a parkade using rows as lines and floors as stanzas andor when faced with a choice do both andor set it free on the internet and see what it becomes in five years andor take photos of individual letters from neon signs and spell out texts across walls in vast photocollages andor structure your book according to the moves in a chess game or the fibonacci sequence andor make it orange andor paint it on centre ice at maple leaf gardens andor build a model of kurt schwitters london merz house out of lego then have an ugly little kid in a brown shirt and lederhosen kick it to pieces andor mean it as a compliment andor record everything you say for the next two years and arrange it in terms of insignificance andor work towards and aesthetics of disappointment andor commission tombstones and print obituaries for dead artistic movements andor in large type write the phrase once upon a time there was a story that began on a long sheet of paper running through your fax machine with the two ends taped together to form a seamless belt then enter john barths fax number and let it run for a day or so andor cover the walls and ceilings with it andor paint words on stones and bury them underground andor eclipse the differences andor assign letter values to the cells in a beehive and copy the long word that defines the comings and goings of the drones andor write a recipe for the masala in a jwcurry andor pull it inside out andor serve nicole brossard a mauve dessert andor write a long poem in the second person andor proceed in your analysis as though neil young had invented the theories of dream archetypes and synchronicity but dont even dare to imagine karl jung singing for crazy horse andor stuff a copy of the unabridged oxford english dictionary into the hopper of a wood chipper and read from the resultant spew through a megaphone andor walk up the coast of british columbia and photograph it foot by foot in actual size andor dictate instructions to assemble a piece of art over a conference call and display the results as a group show andor paint with my hands andor bolt up commemorative brass plaques in places public or private where you have experienced a revelation or had a particularly fulfilling sexual experience andor disguise a flying tomb as an airplane andor give up the funk andor write an essay on the philosophical import of the umbrella with reference to nietzsche derrida the penguin jarry satie mary poppins lautreamont christo and mccaffery andor get a ouija board to write it for you andor drive over the pages of it in the parking lot before you bind them together andor record a drum n bass version of emmett williams an opera andor make it nude andor pack all the furniture in the house into a single room then attempt to live in it for as long as possible andor embed the real poems as comments in the html source code andor attribute your work to other authors then review it andor sell it on the street andor remove the middle three words from every sentence in the new testament as an act of hostility toward trinitarian values andor luxuriate in the way that everything rubs up against everything else andor devote your career to writing letters to the editor andor get closer to the lens andor drop a ping pong ball full of drano into the gas tank of a car and record the sound of the fragments hitting the ground as a homage to apollinaires rain poem andor make a rhizome andor write down the first sentence spoken after a television set is turned on then change the channel and write down the next sentence and so on andor construct a museum of language in the vicinity of art andor construct earthworks as bizarre alien artifacts strewn in provincial parks andor write a history of the avant garde making sure to discuss the avant garde of dissipated scandals the avant garde of less than nothing the avant garde of cemeteries the avant garde of almost complete blindness the avant garde of colourful french bohemians at the turn of the century the avant garde of simian vulgarity the avant garde of endless lies tantamount to significance the avant garde of vicious circles logical illusions tautologies and obvious contradictions the avant garde of the kitsch of the recent past and the avant garde of almost complete blindness andor put the pieces on one at a time then burn them andor wrap the reichstag with it andor construct a peanut butter pump to run in tandem with joseph bueys honey pump andor only write one poem in your entire life and spend the rest of your efforts in constantly retranslating it andor make antipaganda not propaganda andor write a scratch and sniff book for dogs andor keep changing the questions andor bind individual pages of a text into the backs of other books already in the library with a call number or two to point readers on to the next section or sections making sure to include red herrings andor stage your reading in a bathroom stall andor give yourself up to remote control andor paint sections of a page repeatedly with liquid paper until a sculptural surface develops andor press your fingers against your closed eyelids then transcribe the phosphene messages that you see before they fade andor play philip glass in ragtime andor do none of these things andor affix it to the top of the cn tower andor have time to teach it to the dancers andor strap a spirometer and heart monitor on paul dutton during the performance of a sound poem and publish the results in a prominent medical journal andor write a poem using only the names of house paint swatches from a hardware store and then arrange the colours syntactically andor make a popup book edition of the making of americans andor draft some plans for logical stupefactions andor have it inscribed on a grain of rice andor write it across an empty field in cursive script by rolling a big snowball in front of you realizing all the while that the snowball will eventually form the period at the end of the sentence andor practice surrielism after canadada andor happen very naturally andor make a mondrian colouring book andor place a completed manuscript into a cage and let a gerbil do the final edit andor annotate a blank page with comments and quotations on postit notes then annotate the postit notes with a further layer of different coloured notes and continue until you run out of colours andor replace collage with frottage andor write only in the lower case or only in the upper case for a few years then switch andor have the same problem all the time andor make a huge paper boat from all your correspondence then launch it climb aboard and sail away andor engage in unauthorized pyrotechnic displays verbal or otherwise andor work against your better judgement andor make a series of trading cards for poets with action photographs and statistics including number of readings publications and likelihood of having anything entertaining to say andor reconstruct the memory of a dismantled parallelepiped andor write a zany half hour sitcom based on the daily life of gertrude stein and alice b toklas starring jamie farr as alice andor object to the subject andor publish a scratch and sniff version of our lady of the flowers andor look for poems in the indices of scientific treatises on the weather andor try to do this with variety andor substitute the word hockney everywhere you see the word hockey andor move all of the vowels to the front andor cover the walls floor and ceiling of each room of a house in very tiny print andor reconnect to desire andor spell it on the floor in alphabits and read it by bathing in milk and then rolling your body across the text andor move away from black and white andor use an ocr scanner to transcribe the most illegible photocopy of the text you can produce andor think about it from my perspective for a change andor spell it out in atoms under an electron microscope andor come up with a more interesting list than this andor lease an abandoned church in order to paint an exact replica of the ceiling of the sistine chapel then burn down the church and exhibit the dropcloths andor make jello molds of each letter in your text then place all of the letters that form each word into separate parfait glasses topped with aerosol whipped cream and serve one word to each member of your audience andor write a refutation of the end of endlessness andor stop going to class andor let the birds out of the john cage andor write a book that consists solely of a very long title andor make famous poems more efficient by abstracting them into commercial catchphases such as ive fallen and i cant get up for miltons paradise lost andor write poems on the backs of stolen blank deposit slips and surreptitiously return them to the bank andor dub segments of videotaped poetry readings over the credits of all of the movies you rent andor turn it up to eleven andor write poems using only words found in the california licence plate registry andor come in and talk for thirty six hours straight andor write what you really wanted to say on the same page in invisible ink made from lemon juice water and sugar andor impregnate key words with lsd and dmso andor clog up subway cars during rush hours with cumbersome objects such as large musical instruments boxes long poles and large signs bearing fragments from your poems as announcements andor want to destroy passersby andor tape record your readings and mail them to the address where youre supposed to be performing so that you can stay home and watch simpsons reruns and leafs games but if anyone complains plead agoraphobia andor promulgate obsolete ideas in dead media andor forget what you were just going to type andor take up weird dancing in all night computer banking lobbies andor be a quiet but interesting disaster andor go to a place be invited for instance have impressions there take things from the places where you have impressions really or mentally such as bulbs from lamps candy from stores symbols from visions in dreams symbols from visions in places colours from clothes colours from faces colours from memory colours from hope colours from disgust and make as many as time allows invitation allows health allows walls want you want people want flat things pictures out of the taken things then copy them photographically make portraits of them describe them make remarks about them divide them alter them keep them give them have machines doing the same for you more for you more for somebody else more for themselves so make pictures out of things feelings visions remarks accidents which come from those pictures make at any time a pile from the pictures you like somebody likes certain people like nobody likes and bind them as a book andor write political thrillers based on the premise that the borders of the worlds countries have been repartitioned according to the way that they appear on a risk board andor write the word pharmakon on a mirror in lines of cocaine and cut each letter with progressively higher amounts of drano andor use high cultural forms to discuss low cultural content or low cultural forms to discuss high cultural content andor write what you dont know andor write a three volume novel in french about a man who falls in love with a cookie andor assume precisely what it is you should be questioning andor forge a scroll relating the story of jesus revealing the game of bingo to the apostles and slip it into a case in the museum housing the nag hammadi manuscripts andor move the last line of your poem to the beginning of the poem andor print everything on garbage stolen from behind the coach house andor proceed as though edgar rice burroughs not william s burroughs had written naked lunch andor read for a long time but not as long as clint burnham andor write in letraset on bus shelter windows andor be monochrome andor write your poems on large soup plates in raspberry coulis and olive paste then stack them sequentially in a dishwasher as a form of binding andor take any three things that you have never been able to do and apply the principles of their making to your life andor read nothing during your readings andor conceive of a book as a three dimensional matrix of two dimensional grids where each letter fills a cell and the book is read by tunneling down through the grids one cell at a time column by column to form words and sentences or read existing books as though this were the case andor write scenarios describing the serendipitous evolution of animals that have been deliberately bred such as the origin of the yellow labrador retriever as a denizen of the african savannahs normally to be found in small happy packs around bluffs of tennis ball trees and kibble bushes andor copy out all references to fear in the cantos andor write a heavy metal sequel to zukofskys a titled metallic a or better yet fuckin a andor let the reader decide whether it is prose or poetry because they will anyway andor consider something important then call what is not important unimportant then take something which is unimportant and find a way to consider it important adding it to what is already important and continue in this way until there is no more unimportant then take something which is important and find a way to consider it unimportant adding it to what is already unimportant and continue in this way until there is no more important andor smear it andor refuse to privilege one sign over another andor burn your unpublished manuscripts but use the resultant heat to bake bread to send to the one you love andor write to n minus one degrees andor write a poem answering all of the questions that ron sillimans sunset debris poses in the order of their occurrence andor operate a sidewalk fast food cart whose menu consists of items drawn solely from the pages of the futurist cookbook andor write your words on the sides of living fish in waterproof markers and release them back into the sea andor stuff mailboxes with thousands of packages containing heavy objects such as bricks addressed to various galleries artists concert halls or museums bearing as return addresses the locations of various galleries artists concert halls or museums andor copy the entire text of on the road in chalk down the middle of a highway bonus points if its the 401 andor run out of things to write on andor surreptitiously write erotic poems and excerpts from the essays of freud on the unsold wax magic writing pads in the toy departments of large retail outlets andor imagine a world where all writing is hollow and the job of the critic is to describe its interior structure then write an unflinching review of your worst work from this perspective andor read everything out loud two times unless youre john giorno then read it three times andor design a transformer to use up wasted bits of energy such as excessive pressure on electric buzzers exhalation of cigarette smoke the growing of hair body hair and nails the fall of urine and excrement movements of fear astonishment boredom and anger laughter the dripping of tears demonstrative motions of the hands and feet tics sour looks arms dropping to ones side stretching yawning sneezing spitting normally and spitting blood vomiting ejaculating unwanted hair tufts the sounds of noseblowing and snoring fainting whistling singing et cetera andor quit making art to play chinese checkers andor tattoo your poems on someones back but dont make any spelling mistakes or be prepared to correct them in a different colour of ink andor remove ambiguities and convert to specifics andor buy a microsoft actimates plush barney doll and program it to recite neotraditionalist and new formalist blatherings andor build and exhibit lead cases designed to contain classic works of sculpture andor demonstrate the selfsuffuiciency of the audience andor work on the end for a while andor take all the things you can find which are too something and touch them until they feel different andor fuck canadian life writing andor make odd objections to certain regular symmetries in regular systems andor practice at any arcade game until youre good enough to get all ten high scores then use the space where youre supposed to leave your three initials to write a ten line poem with three letters on each line andor steal it back again andor disrupt events at concert halls theatres museums galleries and reading during critical hours by ordering by phone large numbers of taxicabs trucks ambulances or firemen andor write the book that occurs between billiard and pilliard andor get the proper help andor begin to read with your mouth full of ball bearings then slowly spit them into a metal bowl as you proceed and after youve spit them all out begin to put them back in one by one but never stop reading andor publish an issue of someone elses magazine without telling them andor write a prose poem for each element on the periodic table then assemble more complex texts by combining them in a manner analogous to the molecular structure of your favourite compounds andor question motivations andor get a reading at harbourfront and invite all of your friends up on stage to read and loudly demand that greg gatenby feed them dinner or at least a little snack andor pile everything that is nailed down onto the platen of your scanner andor let john barlow overt it andor let someone else decide exactly which one of the lakes it is that you like better andor present a plausible argument for the theory that alexander graham bell named the pound key on the telephone after being impressed by an early encounter with the young ezra andor change the font andor never spell the same word the same way twice andor hire a skywriter to use an airplane to spell out the letters m e r d e then at the moment when the audience has reached its maximum level of scandalization add a second letter r between the d and the final e andor make it funky now andor use a scrabble board as your page and the letter tiles for your vocabulary making sure to calculate your score after youve finished writing andor spend an hour at each stop on the subway line in order collecting a transfer for each minute with no chronological gaps and do not resurface until you have completed the task andor punch your text as a series of holes into a long scroll of paper then run it through a player piano andor use your allusion andor arrange your books metonymically instead of alphabetically andor pretend youre leonard cohen as long as you start with the part of his career where he gives up writing and goes to live in a buddhist monastery and avoid the crappy folksinging part altogether andor atrophy trophies andor write reviews of books using only words and phrases drawn from those books andor substitute photos of charlie mccarthy for photos of tristan tzara andor begin to be sure that if you could only go on long enough and talk and hear and look and see and feel enough and long enough you could finally describe really describe every kind of human being that ever was or is or would be living andor begin again and again and again Next |
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